get a 5000 dollars loan overnight

Especially if I have this document set up correctly as in the format.
Our credit report showed a few open collection items, but all were errors.
If EQ says that score is FICO, it'd better be or they're in deep doo-doo.
(Get a 5000 dollars loan overnight) What I was looking for in the goodwill is to remove a couple of lates from 2001 as I am going for a mortgage in the next two months or so.
Obviously, to get into debt someone had to be upstanding, making decent $ and have good credit in the first place.
I don't know if it is difficult to cancel, but I know the one time I called, I got someone on the phone immediately.
Just wanted to know what it was based on particularly since my own words were called offensive and that wasn't my intent, nor do I think it was of anyone else that posted, but I can't speak for them. But, that's where the thread ends too, so I wasn't sure.